Leviticus 18:19

Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness. (Leviticus 18:19)

Obscure verse, I know.  does anyone even read Leviticus anymore?

Well, um, yes.  I do.

I never really gave this verse much thought in particular.  Whenever I was menstruating and my husband wanted sex, I was game as long as he was.  Neither of us bothered to think about the implications of what we were doing.

This verse clearly states that my husband is NOT supposed to delve into my nether regions when I'm menstruating.  There are many Old Testament laws that were overturned or changed when Christ came to save the world.  This law has not been changed.

But what if he need to release his sexual tension?  What then?

Well, ladies, there are things you can and should do with your two hands and your two lips to relieve his tension. 

As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. (Song of Solomon 2:3)

His needs do not decrease during this time, so it just isn't right to do nothing.  As it says in 1 Corinthians 7:5, Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

So, when I'm menstruating and Lew gotta have it, I give him wonderful, intense pleasure, all without intercourse.  It's the law, ladies.